Priest God’s great, and worth showing a bit of ‘spect to
All Yeah, too right
Priest Let’s show one another we’re all one team
All [to one another] ‘Right mate.
All [to one another] Not so bad yourself.
Priest Jesus done the big one – lived right, got killed for it and rose again. Now he’s ‘ere so we can share in his victory
The Priest takes a big chunk of bread
Priest When I rip this bread apart, Jesus is here.
The Priest takes the chalice
Priest When you drink this alcohol, Jesus is here.
The Priest administers the bread
Priest Have some of that
The Priest administers the wine
Priest Get that down you
All Cheers pal.
Priest Now you’ve ‘ad your grub what do you say?
All Thanks Lord
Priest Come on lads, God made everythin’ and there’s people out there who ‘adn’t got nuffin, so we’re gonna have a whip-round.
All Fair enough
Priest Dig deep, its in a good cause
All ‘S only money ‘innit, can’t take it with you.
Priest ‘Nuff said, now get out there and get building the kingdom.